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Oct. 18, 2023

Jada Pinkett (Shakur) Smith

Jada Pinkett (Shakur) Smith

Jada Pinkett is once again out here talking to anybody that will listen, as she tries to sell a book, and continues to embarrass her "husband" in the process. The Culture has had enough of her. Let's talk about it!

What's the secret behind the intriguing relationship of Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith? Have you ever wondered about the reality behind their public appearances and the confessions made on the infamous 'red table talk'? Buckle up for an enthralling journey as we are about to dissect and decode the relationship dynamics of this Hollywood power couple, navigating through their interviews, books, memoirs and much more. 

We're not just stopping at their relationship, we promise to take you behind the scenes of the Smith empire. Discover how Will's fame acted as a catalyst for his family's success and the impact of his affable personality on their relationship. Be prepared to evaluate their parenting approach, a hot topic of discussion amongst many. Weigh in on their unique take on raising kids in the public eye - a practice that has seen its fair share of criticism.

Finally, as we wrap up our analysis, we venture into the intricacies of the Smith family dynamics. Find out about the differing childhoods of Trey, Willow and Jaden Smith. Contrast Trey's preference for a low-profile existence against the glamorous lifestyle embraced by his siblings. We promise, this episode offers an enlightening discussion on the Smiths, one of Hollywood's most-talked-about families. So, tune in and join us for this riveting exploration!

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Transcript
Speaker 1:

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Speaker 2:

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Speaker 1:

Give me money Anyway. Anyway, yo aunt, we all go right to it. Man, do you know what? Lyrics have not aged well at all. In fact they've aged terribly, and I'm sure you know where I'm going with this.

Speaker 3:

I'll play along, man. What lyrics for those man.

Speaker 1:

No role models by J Coles, where he says I want that real love, that Jada and that Will love those haven't aged well at all. Because does anybody still feel that way? Let's talk about it, let's get right into it, man.

Speaker 2:

Should I play devil's advocate on this? I'll play devil's advocate. Sure, they, within their marriage, they decided that they were going to have the arrangement that they have and they decided to hide the separation. They decided to. He kind of decided to be a cuckold in the situation and he could have fucking laughed her, but they decided to have an open relationship.

Speaker 1:

Ok, she decided to fuck her son's friend. I'll play along. That's my play along.

Speaker 2:

That's my biggest beef with the whole thing for sure I'll play along.

Speaker 1:

But who decided to go on interview after interviews and TV show after TV show, write books and memoirs and keep making your fucking spouse look like a fool? Who?

Speaker 2:

decided that part. I mean that feels like he didn't agree to that.

Speaker 1:

Because it wasn't. Will I read Will's memoir. He doesn't bash her at all, doesn't say a bad word about Jada in the entire book, barely mentions the whole shit about her in Tupac. He mentions it briefly. Yeah, you know what I mean, because he's obviously for the last 30 years the guy has been in this man's shadow, yeah, and the guy's been dead and she's still not over. This fucking guy Does the sit down with? What's the chick's name? The lady's name? Hoda Kott?

Speaker 3:

Hoda Kotb.

Speaker 1:

Whatever, the fuck, hoda Kotb.

Speaker 2:

I see her name, kltb. I see her name every other day because my son's favorite baby book is written by her and it's, it's, oh, really, yeah, it's kind of trash, but it also makes me feel good, so she sits down with Hoda Kotb and tells her and proceeds to tell her how she's in love with Tupac still how Tupac was her soulmate.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, she revealed that Tupac also had Odupecia Hulapisha what's the name of that disease? Alapisha? Who the fuck knew that? Nobody knew that shit. I've never heard about that. Kept it high and tight, like that explains why he's bald or why he was bald.

Speaker 3:

Apparently.

Speaker 1:

I feel like she's trying to be Tupac, or still trying to be with Tupac, yeah that's going to be a tough one. She even talks. She talks about being suicidal, yeah, in the memoir, right. Well, I mean and this is going to sound fucked up but if she left a suicide note and said that she's going to go be with the lover of her life, I wouldn't be surprised, as fucked up as that sounds and God forbid. You know, I'm saying, I'm not wishing it will.

Speaker 3:

I'm saying like if she did that and all this shit.

Speaker 1:

If she was to leave a suicide note now, she would probably say some shit about I'm gonna go be with Tupac. That's how obsessed she is with this man who's been dead for 27 plus years.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I mean it's, it's a big she. It feels like the. Yeah, I know she's doing the rounds for her book right now, but it does feel like there's been this splash of of Attention for her. She's also just, she feels like someone that I Wanted to feel like. When the slap happened, I was like you know, I felt for her. I thought that it was like. You know, it's fucked up. Women, women in Hollywood, women in the public eye have like expectations that men in the public eye don't have to uphold and but I don't know the stuff with her marriage. Not that it's any of our fucking business, right, but she does seem like she's on a mission to shit on, will like to make him. She feels like she's going out of pocket To fuck with him.

Speaker 1:

Yo she's been shitting on him for years. Like he should. He fumbled the ball with Margot Robbie, though I'll tell you that much he fumbled what did he fuck her.

Speaker 2:

Or is he was fucking well, there, I didn't, I didn't know about that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he was fucking.

Speaker 2:

Oh, you could go on Google and find pictures of the hold on, though, but Ken Jada was sleeping with her son's friend in the house.

Speaker 1:

Who was living there, cuz he she was, he was going through some depression shit and will open the doors, for that, to me, though, is like that's a fucking, like that's violation your sons.

Speaker 2:

That's, that's like DSS shit, even if it's an adult. That's when the relationship.

Speaker 1:

The relationship would have been over right then and there. But no, will's punk ass goes on the red table talk, gives her a high five and tells her you know, bad relationship for life. No, it's over for life. Motherfucker, let her go. Yeah, what do you got? No, I'm not gonna let and talk because I know he has a lot to say, because we've covered this topic before. He knows how I feel about yeah, I was that. I was that kid that had the Getting jiggy with a big willy style CD and I was getting made fun of. I was him. Yeah, that's how long I've been. You know I've been. I've been a fan of well, like his movies. I've been said that he's my favorite chair. You know I'm saying great comedian, great action star. I feel like he's a good rapper, even though he's popcorn and he, whatever you want to call. Like I've been, I've always been pro will.

Speaker 2:

I mean a dude, I'm a little bit older than you guys and like I was, you know I was in the prime Like demo for Fresh Prince of Bel Air. For you know, I must say I didn't really like following music as much but like Fresh Prince of Bel Air I didn't miss an episode. I watched everything three or four times, I mean. And then you know Will Smith, like bad boys, all those movies, great and it's. I can also separate art and artists, like he's funny artists, great actor or whatever. But like I, you know I don't give a fuck about him personally, per, you know I don't know he like I know that there's been a bunch of stuff about you know him being kind of a diva and him having the tour bus, the whole fiasco and all that stuff. But you know this, it feels Ultimately, I just feel like they are. I mean, for one thing they're egomaniacs. Their kids are named Willow and Jaden Gross. That's like the George Foreman naming all of his kids, fucking George thing. And then the idea that you would want your relationship to be this public. It's just all, it's all clout. I mean it's all, just all trying to stay in the zeitgeist.

Speaker 1:

And that's fine. You know he's a egomaniac, he's a diva. The whole shit with Chris Rock the last couple of years have been embarrassing, If you ask me for him, for Wilson, yeah, between between the slapping Chris Rock to just being a cuckold. You know, in this whole fucking relationship with his wife, Looking like a goddamn fool. Every interview he says how much he loves her. He's the lover of his life. He couldn't see himself with nobody else since the first day he met her and every interview she's talking about now we just homeboy, we just homies, we friends like that. We haven't been together in seven years.

Speaker 2:

Really. But he's stepping out too, right? I mean he's he's having a, he's having relationships with other people. Do you think he's bisexual?

Speaker 1:

I'm sure he is, he probably is, he's probably everything, he's probably fucking everybody. But the thing is, he's quiet about it, though he's not going in interviews and talking to her.

Speaker 3:

I agree with that, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Like all right, just keep that shit in your house, keep that shit behind closed doors, that's the way I feel about it.

Speaker 2:

It's like, whatever you're, the agreement is that you guys have made good for you and that's like, that's fine, but I, you know, just nobody needs to know about it, but you know. And then I just think she does, she goes on and she high posts and like I don't know, it's just, it's weird, it's not a very loving way that she's. I'm about to grip and rip it ready, number two, but like it's just like it's not a loving thing to do. It's not a loving thing to do to your partner, dude, it's like fuck you. I, like you said I would just be like fuck you, I'm out, don't air our dirty laundry, and but what is the?

Speaker 1:

point Is this to sell a book. All of this to sell a book, I don't know. All of this to get ratings on her little table talk shit, which was canceled.

Speaker 2:

The other. Wasn't that an internet talk show? Yeah, you can get that, can get cancer.

Speaker 1:

Like a podcast.

Speaker 2:

How the fuck was that podcast Sponsors can leave, but I mean, what's the other argument, though? Like are people on? Are people saying that like this is that she's asserting her, her power, that she I don't know, I mean it's because it's to me it just seems that she's, it feels like she's just being mean.

Speaker 1:

We're gonna let. We're gonna let Ant talk it. It's been about 10 minutes. He hasn't said a word. Plus he owes me an apology, so I'm gonna Go ahead.

Speaker 3:

I apologize. You was right about Jada. I tried to shoot at some bail and you proved me right. You were right. You were right. I was wrong. You were consistent. I was not. I said the wrong things. I was trying to bail her out. You'd like. No, she's a terrible human being, wills a great guy. She's on the bullshit. You're right. I apologize, I do. I'm telling that to everybody on the air that I apologize for fuesli, my inability not to see through the veil of bullshit that she has been planting over the eyes of Willard Smith. I am sorry. I am truly sorry. What do I feel about their marriage?

Speaker 2:

Billy I.

Speaker 3:

Look at here. All right, check this out.

Speaker 1:

Check this out. Last time I asked you this question, you said no emphatically. And I'm gonna ask you again Did she or did she not fuck to poxacore?

Speaker 3:

Yes, I still. No, I still don't believe she did. Oh, because she's acting like, so it's like okay, who's your favorite movie star?

Speaker 1:

Minus will Smith. I've said that female, female, oh female, oh shit, that's hard one. That is a hard one. Pick one. I like Viola Davis. Okay, I.

Speaker 3:

Like no, actually somebody.

Speaker 1:

I like somebody more than her. I like to Rajee P Henson one.

Speaker 3:

Okay, let's see to ride you Right. Let's say you always been obsessed with to rise when you interact with friends in the past and you've never, ever. She's acting like someone who's never slept with the person, like like I've always wanted to and like I'm obsessed with the idea and now I'm never going to. It's like this nagging Feeling, like it's not. It's not sort of one that got away, it's the one I never really got, even though she had all the opportunity in the past, then being friends and growing up in so-and-so for you. Yo, he saw one way, something else.

Speaker 2:

So that's the claim that he's made, though that's they.

Speaker 1:

She said she recently. She said. She recently said that he proposed to her while he was locked up he wanted to marry her. Obviously he wanted those conjugal visits but she supposedly said no to and Jaden Jaden back that up.

Speaker 2:

It sounds like, yeah, jaden said that was true. How would he know he wasn't around? Well, I think, well, I mean I guess just from stories told her on the house.

Speaker 3:

Apparently. The mother talks very well to that family. Besides will?

Speaker 1:

It talks and talks to them about I don't think I mean the one that got away, I don't think.

Speaker 2:

I don't think that Jada's number one skill in the world is boundaries.

Speaker 3:

What's that? What's that? Forgot about real long line when the cops came through me and Dresden next to a burnt down house.

Speaker 1:

That's a minute with a can for the gas, and a handful of matches still weren't found out.

Speaker 3:

The moment that August would have fucked my ex of my soon to be ex-wife, a decoupled partnership, whatever. I just is right in front of the house and burn it. Mother, and I don't like. You know why I'm burning this house down? Because I can afford 20 more.

Speaker 2:

How many are you by?

Speaker 3:

zero yeah cool If you ever pull some bulls. You like this again? I'll, I'll sit well, that's.

Speaker 2:

That's another thing that I that I think is kind of funny is like the, the way that she's been talking about things and the way that she's been talking about fame and stardom and stuff, and like she's equating herself with will, and I'm like get the fuck out of here. Like you peaked at menace to society, like I.

Speaker 1:

Told, I told I told Aunt last episode that I've only seen like two Jada fucking movies. She's not a star. I saw the nutty professor One when she's in. Yeah, true, yeah. I Saw a low down dirty shame once and I was a child. I don't even remember the movie, but I remember seeing it.

Speaker 2:

Okay, that was young, set it off I guess.

Speaker 1:

I guess I'll set it off. Yeah, three, three.

Speaker 2:

Well, you saw minutes and she and she, I did, but she's not the star in any of them, no, but she's the star in menace to society. Because I thought about her a lot while I masturbated when I was 13 years old or whatever, because she was hot as shit, yeah, she got, she got that scene, yeah, well, yeah.

Speaker 3:

She's not a star.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 3:

I've been a star. She's really an old. Honestly, she's been a bill is level star. Yeah, when anything else, like that whole family's fame, really comes off the tip of Will's penis. Like like the reason all of you have an a career in existence is because of me, not because in anything your motherfuckers have done. If any y'all released that bullshit and y'all didn't have the Smith last name to it, oh yeah, y'all wouldn't did nothing. Like I said facts I was saying before, like I like I know he hit Chris, but part of him pride is like really want to hear her for the bullshit he put him through. And I told you just before, like the next person I'm dumping is my son. Because you bring this little dusty motherfucking to this house and like like that's my man, right? I'm like if my man comes up to me like yo, like your mom's coming on some, like bro, don't fuck my mother, don't talk to her, don't, whatever, I know she's trying to get some shit. If you fuck my mother, we ain't friends, don't ever come back to this house, yeah, whatever else like that, yeah, and that whole thing, because I remember the red table talk thing when they were talking about you know it was an entanglement and will was pushing like a relationship. An entanglement, a relationship Like just say the words, like I know what it was. Stop dancing around it. You got me here to make me look a fool. I just want you to be honest and straight. This one time she still couldn't do it. It's not that I dislike her as a human being. I just think she's not. She's opportunistic. This is shit that's been going on for a while, like the seven years of separation, but it's still doing this shit out in public and everything else that the moment that you decide to sell a book is when I need to go and tell us right told us she's seven years ago. We'll go through it. We're separated. Yeah cool this thing here you selling, you know what. Like I, like I felt like I wasn't gonna buy the book, but I'm gonna buy the book cuz I'm gonna be like like supportive of her, like her future endeavors, because you know she didn't get no money out of this. Like we train cut off, like if I'm willing, wow, every legal lawyer like yo, what is it gonna be the cost to get her to fuck out of my life?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but yeah they're fucking.

Speaker 3:

They didn't sign a prenup and Cuz that dude is like a will is he's nice to like.

Speaker 2:

I think what this has proven more than anything is that he's a nice dude to a Fault like there's no fucking prenup, she's getting half I facts. Take it, just take it well, and it's probably half of what 400 million take it like I'm still rich.

Speaker 1:

Take, I mean, he was making 20 million a movie like yeah, so probably still making royalties from Fresh Prince and a lot of his albums.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, take that and take whatever. So after this point that she's not getting anything, right. I'm doing bad boys. Three, four, five man in black.

Speaker 2:

Eight, nine, ten.

Speaker 3:

I'll be working for the next 20 years just cash and checks, like I ain't giving her how about this?

Speaker 2:

aunt we'll, we will. The three of us will buy one copy of the book and we'll just send it to each other yeah, it's like, it's like. I really don't want to give any money to be nice, but it'll be a third of it.

Speaker 3:

It's a jaded pinker like. Like you know, get a divorce fund like we're giving this money so you can pay for lawyers, don't fuck it up your life. Yeah, we're trying to help you here what even will your sponsors. Like nice, like it's good being a nice guy, it's good being a good human being, but sometimes you have to be an asshole well, just one of the moments where you just begging him. Please, just like here's my heart, fuck it up. Yeah, leave me alone yeah, and he didn't.

Speaker 2:

And, and that's the thing is, he could have done it in a way that was like he didn't need to be like a, just a straight-up asshole. He could have just done something that was just like cool and like quick, just be like, yeah, you know we're at, because I mean the, the slap. To me, the slap wasn't about Chris rock, the slap wasn't about at all. It was about the. I mean, I think, just the shit that they had been going through and the you know whether it's a masculine, whatever word you want to use but just their relationship was, I think it's been fraught for years and that was that, just the, you know, coalesced and even, and even on the topic of the smack, when they asked her body, she downplayed him too.

Speaker 1:

She was like, oh, I thought it was a skit, you know, she downplayed the whole shit. I mean what do you? What the?

Speaker 2:

fuck level of communication she talks about do you have?

Speaker 1:

and then she talks about how Chris rock try to kick it at her once upon a time.

Speaker 2:

Fine extra, but I mean what kind of, what kind of level? I say you should, do you not have? If you don't know that your husband's as a skit at the Oscars he didn't let you in on.

Speaker 1:

Hey, I'm gonna go slap the host like well, supposedly they've been broken up for the last six or seven years. They don't even sleep together, even if you're sitting next to each other in a different house just you probably want to like hey, hey.

Speaker 2:

So just by the way, halfway through the show I'm gonna slap the shit out of little anorexic Chris rock and all and all this just to show phase, because she made a promise to him that they would never.

Speaker 1:

Or they made a promise to each other that they would never, ever get a divorce, which is so weird. It's like. I mean, you're already broken up, that's a divorce thing is just like you can do.

Speaker 2:

Whatever the dope part about marriage is. You can make it whatever you want. It's your own fantasy land, like it doesn't fucking really mean anything, and so like you can make it whatever you want. You can be, you know, totally platonic and like not be sexual with each other. You can also have just like a very monogamous relationship. You can have a totally open relationship and whatever. And, and the thing for me about it is like it shouldn't matter about the marriage part. It should be like if we want to be partners, if we want to be together and do it for the kids or whatever, great. But if it's literally like we just chose that, we weren't like are they super religious? No, what the fuck what? Just get divorced to? not at all everybody in divorce or in Hollywood's been divorced a thousand times. Like what are you talking about? I think he's a Scientologist well then that takes the shit off the table from me. I don't feel badly for him fucking. Of course he's a fucking Scientologist. Well, he's gonna fly on a space on his spacecraft right now and then he can go and do whatever the fuck he wants.

Speaker 3:

I'm going in Ron L Hubbard, I'm putting them papers right in the table, sliding right across the hub. Like you know what, jada, if they have windshield it will have to box get it like look, if you want to be with him, so bad, go right on ahead, man you know what's funny? Though go live his legacy.

Speaker 1:

I don't care like if you name your favorite couple right now, beyonce and Jay or whoever. They're both, for the most part, somewhat equals right this relationship I don't like this, this I'm just saying this one relationship, though is is one sided because, like you said before, it's all will right, mm-hmm, like she's known for the last 30 years, she's known for two guys, for being two pox old work and for being will's recent work and about to be old work as well, but you're saying but her and to park are only known as being friends, right, that's the whole extent of there.

Speaker 2:

They like. They grew up together. They yeah, yeah was it in San Francisco? Was it in Sausalito?

Speaker 1:

Baltimore.

Speaker 2:

Baltimore. They're both from Baltimore, that's the whole thing, I'm at.

Speaker 1:

Baltimore.

Speaker 3:

They went to acting schools together because if she, being so upfront and honest about it, if she, if she didn't, city slept with him in this book, I don't know when she ever going to say it. So, yeah, the fact they never happen one.

Speaker 2:

my thing is, like you know a lot of I don't want to play into the fucking Bullshit about like that men and women can't be friends like you totally can it totally be a thing, but like you totally can and it's just. But like the way her level of like intensity about it is just like Okay, I don't know, like if that was such a thing, it's not, I don't, I don't know and it's yeah, maybe just the timing was never right or whatever, but it just it feels opportunistic, it feels like like clout moment she's.

Speaker 1:

Okay, she's a meme now. This is a picture of her looking like to pocket and it says Jada reveals she. She has been to pop this entire time. She's a fucking meme now, bro.

Speaker 3:

You probably believe that to her she's like I am once to pop died. I felt his soul come inside me like yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Somebody on lines. Somebody said I'm so sick of Jada Pinkish a core I'll see no Smith.

Speaker 3:

You know it's like If y'all guys were entertaining, I could see you just entertaining in all the wrong ways, because like this is the thing, like once that book gets published and so on, so forth, like no one's gonna care, like anymore, like we get tired of y'all, like that family. I'm fucking sick.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah.

Speaker 3:

Y'all are always on the same thing, and of course you want to blame Jada, and she is such an easy target. You know what she does deserve a good amount of that vitro. But come on now, yeah, will, as the head of this household fucking do something as well as well the most normal one in the family.

Speaker 1:

None of them are or is his normal seed actually make him look Wow, I don't know.

Speaker 3:

Normal. It's also get you, get you can manage your wife. Now you're going yell at her like you've been dealing with this shit for years.

Speaker 1:

It's a trauma, though there's a there's a trauma that he hasn't really addressed, not even in his memory.

Speaker 2:

Oh, he talks a little bit about.

Speaker 1:

You know the trauma with his dad. His dad used to be his mom. Yeah, and you know I'm saying he's being bullied and picked on and he was always a wimp and he was always a coward. He talks about that in the middle, but I think it's even deeper than that. You know I'm saying for him to like he's being a post-over and you know, when he finally snapped, chris Rock just happened to be you know what I mean the person that had to Feel the effects of him snap.

Speaker 2:

Well, they also do, like the kid. The way that they've dealt with the kids, I don't know man, I'm just. I always find it really disgusting when people shop their kids out so early like you know, willows music, like say what you want. It was like it was. She was sexualized from like 12 on. I mean it was, it was gross, I didn't love that. And then I mean it's just, I don't know. They, these are like they all are the Hollywood fame whores that, no matter what their whole bullshit is about their relationship, I could give a fuck like. Hollywood to me is just like one big orgy of like everybody's fucking each other, yeah, for power and for whatever you know views and likes and all that shit. And so it's like I could. I could care less whether or not like what any of them did. But it's just the whole story to me just feels fucking sad. It's like it's not interesting, it's not like I don't feel like everybody's empowered at the same level and I just feel good ultimately, just it just feels like sad. I'm like I don't know man. I don't want to listen to it.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, and kids can be free, but any structure though I'm cuz I got no structure no, yeah, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a fan and I'm not a fan of like I'm not a fan of telling people like how to raise their kids and all this shit.

Speaker 1:

But yeah, this is, this is some Kardashian shit where you just think about your kids. You know, I'm saying, especially at a young age, like I don't like that shit because there's some people, there's some celebrities that won't even show their oh sure, yeah, totally, because they want to keep their privacy.

Speaker 2:

You know I'm saying, I appreciate that and these people are the opposite.

Speaker 1:

They're like nah, go out there. Like, even in his book, will said that you know, when he was making her sing, she was signed to Jay Z, she was signed to Rockefeller and she didn't even want to make no, right, yeah, I heard that and he's like. He was like no, you know, you're signed to Jay, we need to finish this album. And she's like no, you need to finish the album. I ain't tell you to sign me to this fucking Gross. You know I'm saying like yo, she's like ten years old or whatever she was.

Speaker 3:

Some kids say what they want to play. Oh no, we let little Timmy say whatever you want. Let little Timmy let the n-word slide off my but kids little ass in the forehead. Look, little Timmy, you should have taught us as the rules. He says from shit to certain people, you can get your way. Hey, oh my god, you kicked my son. You said he could say whatever he wanted to say, right, and I felt I could react to where I wanted to react to his yeah, my parents taught me the same thing I can react out.

Speaker 2:

There's no rules.

Speaker 3:

Huh cool yeah you can't like like you should allow kids as much freedom. It's like it's literally like a sandbox. You can do whatever you want inside of this sandbox, but it has to stay within here, like there has to be some type of structure. But can you I got your record deal with someone. I ain't gonna do it. Get the fuck out.

Speaker 2:

There's very, there's very few families that I feel like I could wholeheartedly bet Many, many, many dollars upon the fact that all of everyone in the family refers to themselves in the third person Sometimes when they're talking Like every person that family is like will is hungry right now. Well, jada feels like.

Speaker 1:

Jada's not cooking shit for will.

Speaker 3:

But Jeff knows that about me. I can't stand what someone speaks in the third.

Speaker 2:

Oh, it's a why, oh, it's worse, irritate. It gets to me like the rock says this, the rock can do it. I'm okay with that. Actually, he gets past.

Speaker 3:

Like Joe, like joking somebody. I don't care Joe, I don't care, go, I just.

Speaker 2:

I could see Jaden Smith like being at like a just cocaine fueled fucking 16 year old Hollywood dickhead party with all like the you know famous people's kids, and he's like what does Jaden Smith think about the current crisis? And when that, wherever, whatever you be like, oh fuck dude. This dude needs to get his ass kicked so hard.

Speaker 3:

What a boy here. We like like eight pounds or some shit like that. Like he was like with 10 boots on yeah, yeah, but yo who's there?

Speaker 1:

There's a meme. I saw another meme that said jada pinkie revealed she has actually never met will smith, fucking bitch.

Speaker 2:

Oh no, that's not the way to end it, but I mean that's, I get what you're saying.

Speaker 3:

Yes, the fuck it is.

Speaker 1:

Well, it is, will Smith is my hero man, he's my hero.

Speaker 2:

Y'all can make fun of me. He's my hero, man Fuck.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, fuck all them. Who's it will my hero.

Speaker 1:

I love you. Will, you got, you got picked better role, that was gonna say.

Speaker 2:

I've got my parents just don't understand, I've got my jesus cross back here, but it's will smith on it's, willard smith on my on the cross.

Speaker 1:

Hey man, hey man, summertime is still the Still the hip-hop summertime classic it is. You're not wrong, it's still the hip-hop summertime. I think I like jazzy jeff more than well, though Yo, jazzy jeff is the truth, for he's hip-hop he's so good I actually have him in my top five with DJ.

Speaker 2:

I sent you guys a couple of those clips of like that Shit where he's with quest love at that like summer party and he blends in shook ones. Dude, I've watched it like a hundred times he's. He's ridiculous yeah.

Speaker 1:

But anyway, man. Yeah, this was a quick little straight to the point episode. You know, I'm saying I'm trying to steer away from those hour long joints because my aunt start talking. He just be talking.

Speaker 3:

I don't be talking, man. That's a whole problem.

Speaker 1:

He's got the real shit to say. But yeah, but I'm gonna end it like this, though, man, because at this point, the only jada that the culture is fucking with Is jada kiss jada to the moin. Point blank period and I'ma call this episode jada. Pink is your core smith.

Speaker 3:

I love it. Willis got a baby. Will it really gotta break the damn shame, will it? Billy knows his name. He could swap out. Brin is got a baby, for Willis got a baby. You got the same. Will is got a baby because this boy.

Speaker 1:

You know who's the most normal. You know who's the most normal kid in the entire family.

Speaker 3:

Trey.

Speaker 1:

Trey got a normal name. Dresses normal when you see them in pictures.

Speaker 2:

Right, I don't even know there was another kid. There's another kid, his first his first son.

Speaker 1:

Who was first?

Speaker 3:

who one that was previous marriage the one that grew up away from all.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I'm kicking my mom, who's his mom?

Speaker 3:

to weird Uh sure. Okay, all right.

Speaker 1:

Trey. Yeah, but they're all friends though, like they're all cool they all cool, but he probably went over to house.

Speaker 3:

My natives eat like beans sprouts and like I'm good, he like you know what man I'm out.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, they're eating a bean sprout salad or whatever. And then jada's like I'm gonna go have sex with jaden's friend right now and he's like, yeah, I'm good, you guys, thanks, thanks for all this, yeah the only time You've seen trey on tv is in that one video, just the two of us. Oh, okay, that's him. That song is about him. That's him when he was little.

Speaker 1:

That's the only time he went to college, he played football, and he's just away from the limelight. He want none to do with these motherfuckers. Yeah, I'm with him.

Speaker 3:

Go switch the time to Dennis week. Do I have to, man?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they fucking weird over there. Dog, like can I? Call them like I don't want to be they had a party one day and I was opening doors and I ain't like the shit I was seeing, like a p-ditty party.

Speaker 3:

They were in masquerade mask and it was like blood in a wall. I'm like you know what? I just want some fruit loops and go. There was child sacrifices like, like this ain't me, son, this is not me.

Speaker 1:

Illuminati at this motherfucker bang where yo, amanda, like that man, fuck you. Jada, the culture, the coach of that one.