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Jeff: 0:48

Yo yo, yo, yo, yo, thank you for tuning in Episode 102 of the culture. I'm Jeff here with my man

Anthony: 0:58

was good. Another happy Sunday, I guess.

Jeff: 1:02

Where are you? I just came back from a fucking Indian party, bro.

Anthony: 1:06

Explain that to explain your experience because I love it but it's like it's different when I talk about it and I've experienced it as a co

Jeff: 1:16

worker of mine shout out to Keyshawn he's he's Indian, obviously. And he's engaged he got engaged to a young lady and they do apparently they do an engagement party. These motherfuckers could party bro maybe drinking like a mother for they drink like sailors out this motherfucker. Apparently they do like four parties before they even get married to the engagement party. And they do another party to announce the date of the wedding. You know I'm saying and they got like the bachelors and all of that. And this is like 12 Noon bro. I mean orders Indian food. Just fucking on my stomach and then a drink and like my fuckers

Anthony: 1:56

in a party or types of shirts. You left with the party still going

Jeff: 2:01

on? I left bro. I was like, Y'all gotta get the fuck I gotta work tomorrow, bro. Stay there for a couple hours and I had to be out. The dopest shit to me was the DJ plans Spanish slash Indian music bro.

Anthony: 2:16

It was like confused if I if the word

Jeff: 2:19

they'll play like a reggaeton song or some shit bat bunny or something. But then the beat oh come in and it's like that didn't didn't didn't didn't. Didn't didn't didn't didn't initially was hard. I was like, Yo, this Your heart is how

Anthony: 2:32

you did but I had a good time. You didn't try to bust out a quick 16 digit. Like getting grabbed like I got this. Hold up Hold on now. All pull on the nearby start wrapping to some other shit. Nope. I need to do that. All right.

Jeff: 2:49

That was good though. The coach is beautiful. Yo, shout out to our patrons aka the coach or crew. We haven't given a shout out to the world bro like actual shout out

Anthony: 2:59

in busy. We had the 100th Oh, we were dumped on another podcast to kind of discuss the whole thing about guns and all and

Jeff: 3:10

then generation flip shout out to the generation

Anthony: 3:14

who's on them? Yeah, it's kind of been no because you know what? Because of because 100 They gave a shout out a shout them out. Right that's all so yeah, we appreciate you run them off

Jeff: 3:27

the block Helwig K Aleksa so say these these names sound like fucking mafia mob Victor gangsters.

Anthony: 3:38

Like they found honestly, they sign a legal bunch of aliases of people who have done some shit in their life. And they don't want people to know who they really are. That's what they say. Because hell we've doesn't like it sounds German. I know he ain't German. Wasn't at war his last name before we change it to warrior which is fucking insane to me. But yeah. Jim whole week. I guess I'm gonna assume this way got it from Oh, right.

Jeff: 4:06

That's fair. Favor superstar bolt is the ultimate war. Racist adults

Anthony: 4:11

who just did basically overhead presses into the field like that.

Jeff: 4:18

Hey, man, as kids, it was tough to bro he came out running with the colors. You know what? The strings you know,

Anthony: 4:23

okay. All right. I finished finished the features and we'll give them a quick restaurant they

Jeff: 4:28

shout out to Grand Kaiser

Anthony: 4:36

drug dealers.

Jeff: 4:38

Shout out to Simba. Okay, sea bass. The Lion King. Shout out to Tosh whenever they have a drug lord name for her.

Anthony: 4:50

That just might. That's the name itself tied to some drug drug. She is selling some rando wig girl who filled dope inside and also does here we go my top choice to get my hair braid and get eight like iKOU

Jeff: 5:06

it was Brenda Natasha, Felicia.

Anthony: 5:10

Like I said about three Kim's Latoya, like, but this whole thing like I'm always like you said Tina wants me to tell me he didn't run into a whole bunch of teams ran into three games just wanting like three camps. I wonder if one of them was Kardashian. Or one of them was Lou not it was too young. It was still too young. And like you can't I couldn't see DMX rolling up in that family that night when they went well.

Jeff: 5:35

I met her at the ice cream parlor. Trick Laurie and Carla

Anthony: 5:40

Farina Katrina Sabrina. About three Kim Latoya Tina. Like Like I don't believe exit Oh, I think he just said them names and make them wrong correct but it just hilarious because I wanted this one under like yeah I knew Earl like he did

Jeff: 5:56

but it's also is also not far fetched that he you know, fuck all those women he probably changed the names around for legal purposes change

Anthony: 6:06

the names around the rotten shit but I mean he had autumn chips he probably but the other thing you're gonna run into is like if you meet with DMX I'm pretty sure you're not using your real name but like women be having like they at home names and when they'd be out in the streets they have a treat names. I don't know what the names be. I don't care. I just know this is a thing.

Jeff: 6:31

Shadow Melissa, Melly Mel. Mel is one of the originators of hip hop Yeah,

Anthony: 6:37

yeah, but it's not that Melly Mel it's another another I think that was really nice stuff but it's not

Jeff: 6:45

last but not least man Mikey she might cheater

Anthony: 6:49

you know the white guy has the whole white guy everyone else everyone else aliases My name Michael sheet that like There we go. There we go.

Jeff: 6:59

I got a feeling. I got a friend. He's not gonna name his kid after us. We keep trying to I didn't have a name in mind already.

Anthony: 7:05

You keep trying now. You never know what things are full of people in change love. You never know what you want to name your kid after Logan? No, I just thought I'd be honored if the kid was named after we're somehow somewhere.

Jeff: 7:18

Anthony Yeah,

Anthony: 7:19

that'd be dope. But the thing that I can't even like it works AJ sheet there. That's that's like a guy who like

Jeff: 7:24

huh? Oh,

Anthony: 7:26

that's just that's good. That's good credit right there. Pause. That's good credit. Right. I'm telling you, man that that's a fit that is a man who actually is on a golf course every weekend. Hey, JC that you can put on a card, LLC and Mike if you listen in

Jeff: 7:43

Esquire AJ sheets or so.

Anthony: 7:45

Check it out here. Don't say the killer for left failure. Don't need my grandparents don't care about it's okay. Okay, so right. You're gonna work this out.

Jeff: 7:55

What's been going on? Joe Biden's approval rating is below 30% is the lowest of all time of any president.

Anthony: 8:01

How about that? I mean, what do you expect?

Jeff: 8:06

He's still in part of my student loans.

Anthony: 8:07

He you know, I gave up on that. You played poker before? Yeah, okay. It's like he has his hand and he completed it in time. But the time he played it he's already lost like 50 grand like like played it play that shit now like drop that card but like like spades you got the big Joker don't hold on this your forever you got it you let it go and right now he's like, I'm gonna cancel student loans but I'm gonna cancel 10 And they were like you can do 50 And always split them it'll make it 25 Hold on to the shinning doing it and like I said somebody sheets outside of control like Corona thing happened. People started talking with jobs nothing that people like up and up like they just don't want to be employed but just more like you know, fuck this shit. Yeah, I think it's underpaying us and you can get by whatever we can for now because we only got to do this shit no more so airports fucked up gas fucked up. You can't travel see do anything everything has a cost and the price everything's increasing besides the salary cool beautiful attacks and that I can see what it's gonna cost the dozen eggs like like almost 3000 Like she is going to throw up you know the gas price is going down a bit.

Jeff: 9:17

But none of this shit is as fun as against people blaming him you know I'm saying for everything going up like that. It's just happening around the world when it hits full

Anthony: 9:27

oh my god, man. Good. The funny thing is that you bring him up Come my friend sent me a picture him when he was on a bike he fell over. Like mama how you forget to kick them over? Come on. Just just Sweep the leg out. Hit up, fill a little metal push it forward and stand up. He just kind of kicked out thought she was just tipped over. You see like the Secret Service Point? Nowhere and shit like, Jack Ma thank you for allowing me to Oh, man.

Jeff: 9:54

He's also a you know, he's the oldest president of all time.

Anthony: 9:56

I see he runs again. Let's let's go for it.

Jeff: 10:00

I mean, I used to say Yo, give the reins to Comala. But we haven't seen Hi us and yours

Anthony: 10:06

is how it goes man. When Obama DWANE BROWN You really didn't hear see from Joe except for the Vice President is the most thankless job in the world. You just appear chip, you don't. You don't control policy, you're the backup and ski some of the habits of the star but the star never goes down. So I mean, it was good to have in that position. But in reality, I mean, how many famous very first, you know, they're really stepped up. They don't really do anything. They just know I'm saying it's not ceremonial. So I'm not trying to dismiss what she's able to do. They have influence over certain things. Like I said with the Congress like the tiebreaker so on and so forth. But your own situation like this. We have a president we've seen so Oh, like why didn't come out and do anything like it doesn't work that way. You can't have the Vice President's definitely Can't have the vice president undermining the president should look crazy.

Jeff: 10:52

Biden trying to bring Brittney Griner home WNBA player you think that you're you're trying to trade this shift feels like some slavery should they try to trade like you know we'll trade you a Russian inmate and you give us back our fucking person like what the fuck? This shit crazy. First of all why was she in Russia playing basketball bro like who does get?

Anthony: 11:14

I think that I think that's actually the key component of what this is coming down to. Brittney Griner wouldn't be in Russia, if the WNBA actually paid players more said he won't have to go overseas in the offseason to make more money. They do this every year, they go to like Russia and places like that, where he paid him like for three months of work, maybe like, million dollars. Because you're not paying enough here. You know, you don't get a summer off or something like that. Or stay here and train over there. Get paid. So, guys,

Jeff: 11:43

we've had this discussion though. The WNBA doesn't make money though. And that's our fault. We don't support the shit. We support the W we support the NBA. We're buying NBA jerseys, we go to the NBA games, we watch all the NBA games, nobody's checking for the WNBA. So they can't so they're not making money. If they're not making money, they're not going to give their players millions of dollars.

Anthony: 12:04

Millions of dollars, but at least 100 100,000.

Jeff: 12:08

I think they make that Yes. Some of them make 5000

Anthony: 12:10

the top like the top 1%. The star stars make that. Like, like the other ones you make more in salary than they do.

Jeff: 12:19

Like they're gonna start digging into the NBA money to give to the WNBA players.

Anthony: 12:22

Well,

Jeff: 12:24

like the teams that own the owners that owned the WNBA teams are the same guys that own the NBA so

Anthony: 12:31

bad about this put it this way didn't even know that it had an all star game today.

Jeff: 12:35

Exactly. That's what I'm saying. Nobody cares about the web. Unfortunately. I don't say that to me. It's unfortunate. We don't check for like, I remember when the WNBA first started years ago, and I remember I used to watch the Liberty religiously. I used to fuck with the liberty because I felt like that was the you know, women version of the Knicks right? When they had to Risa, Weatherspoon and it had all them chicks. And you know, the Liberty went to like two straight finals and they lost but I was watching it. And then slowly the ship just started like fading away like now it's just I feel like it's irrelevant. Like I don't even know when it comes on. Like they don't even I don't see commercials for it. To be honest. I don't advertise they could probably do a better job of advertising it or marketing to so that's probably the NBA fall as well. Because I don't really know when it comes on or nothing like it just beyond the fact that it comes on after the NBA season and I'm saying people don't really check in for people are watching baseball now to get ready for football to come on. They enjoy a summer nobody's really trying to be home watching the WNBA.

Anthony: 13:30

I mean, the WNBA should be the perfect summertime kind of thing. If you give good enough basketball, like Like, I literally just start from that, like, I'm really watching the Knicks smoke, the bulls and summer league. None of this matters. Maybe two or three of these guys gonna be on the squad. This is our championship like it's like it's cool. But like if I'm watching the summer league game, but not watching the WNBA thing, then you're not doing our product, right like, like they literally just made an announcement that they're going to have like charter flights for the WNBA players when they make the playoffs. They don't have charter planes, like these bros way taller than you and me. But like, imagine the six foot four plane full of women that got to sit and coach. That's the person out like sitting and coach. Yo lexan and coach now should tell you a towel, and they got to do this, you're claustrophobic and they gotta do like a flight and get off sleep for a couple hours and play a game next year. Like they got to treat them better. And I would I would say that even if there wasn't women understanding this as professional athletes, like give them the things that they can and like if y'all can't properly fund Listen, y'all gotta let this go and let them do something else. I don't know if you need to close more teams and have more like a regional kind of thing. Whatever but some becoming like said the whole thing we're Burton comes down to you know, I feel for her I understand. But Russia I think they're like conviction or like 97% Like no one goes not guilty there. So she like she had to plead guilty because it's part of the arrangement so like so now that she pleads guilty she's a prisoner. So now they can do like a prisoner exchange. But if you want to try to go find a guilty anyway, so just trying to expedite the process. Yeah. How

Jeff: 15:09

does she How does she smuggle weed into the fucking country?

Anthony: 15:12

They they found they found her with that hash oil.

Jeff: 15:17

But if you can't bring that into the country, where did you get the look? brushy

Anthony: 15:20

changing gotta be out here sedition. King. Look, I did it. You need to know my neck thing. Brittany, stand up. She wrote. She makes you know, she kept that from somebody in Russia. She ain't telling nobody because she kept her from. This is my smile. Oh, we're good to go. Man, people man like, you know, family talk to Joe Biden. I tried to get a release from prison. He brought her on there and I mean, that's cute. No, but it's been A lot of other prisoners of war have been in Russia. I mean he just wasn't basketball players and people are concerned about this and this is no dismissal to Britain Greiner I think would have gone through his kind of no online. I'm trying to trivialize it made it seem like you know it's not a big deal but I don't live in that country. I can't say what's the big deal they're not here probably wouldn't be there. They shouldn't run the different so I can see how that might be a little bit of an issue, which was what we have now, but hopefully she gets home soon. That's all I can I do hope that she gets home so

Jeff: 16:23

she told us how she's 69 and you realize I should have women that tall? And Kobe

Anthony: 16:30

Dewayne six four, Charles Brock who thinks

Jeff: 16:33

she told her older motherfucker God damn. Because I remember Lisa Leslie was supposed to be like the tallest chick back in the day. You know? I mean in the WNBA she was dunking This chick is six nine M six one look she's like almost a whole football

Anthony: 16:46

the hormones the putting the food many chicks don't grow like they used to something's weird as I'm in the water. I doing that and in the water bras the food you're trying to imagine what I have is all the preservatives sex with a woman has six nine. Maybe?

Jeff: 17:00

It'll be it'll be interesting.

Anthony: 17:02

It's super interesting. I mean, that's not a possibility. What I'm saying like what I like, I don't know if it could dunk on me.

Jeff: 17:12

She could. You'll be let's go to the part. Let's play one on one. Well, this

Anthony: 17:16

shouldn't be looking bad basketball, right? Yeah, like the ending is so stupid to me. Dunk. I'm sorry. I would have been cruel with her. pleading for what? He beat her to write easy on it. Shut out 11 Oh.

Jeff: 17:38

What I never understood is he put his dreams aside to let her go to the WNBA and he was being a father. Hey, man. The NBA makes more money but you I'm going to the NBA you stay behind because we're gonna make more money in the NBA. I never

Anthony: 17:51

said the movie was a sexist. I never say that movie was realistic. I've never said because like I said if a dude doesn't an NBA some of them played me for your heart. Fam if that's me it's 11 Zip shut out. I'm banging on you every time there's no mercy I don't care are you opening because you hooked in Spain you somebody's not be rock. Rock Give it to me. Bone one step back. Boom. No hip. I thought you love me. Yeah, let me give you this as we've been asking for gonna tell some crazy shit like played me for your heart. Just so you love me like just make it easy. You don't go hook for love forgot it.

Jeff: 18:29

And the end of that movie was similar to He Got Game with Barry Allen and Denso when they play and you think he's gonna let him win now he's still beats him but then he still you know, I mean, lets him helps him get out of jail.

Anthony: 18:42

Did you hear the story like rightly tells a story about what happened like be able to come through and it didn't like it like it was a one we had like like like a bank shot three or some shit like that. And he sort of indifferent we've run around the court and that's when Ray Guy seriously really started cooking a good rate was act and he said take it seriously like try to score on him. And he told me like round two just no kind of no act department and so forth. So didn't really cook reality to mention too far. Like nice and that's when it should turn like like all the background of bumping into Nope, that wasn't fake like nah, I might I might dislike someone right now. That's exactly what he did. And that's exactly what he should did in in Love and Basketball. No prisoners kill her play before your heart got here but Ray

Jeff: 19:28

Ray wasn't even sure and three he could have just stood there at the top of the queue and just shot threes all day if mix them up. He could have won that game in like two minutes. That's game Jake. Back to Atticus. Jake

Anthony: 19:41

I gotta find out that she's actually that's hilarious to me. It's I love that movie. Oh shit. Oh, the wrestling thing was like people view

Jeff: 19:52

warrior money in the bank.

Anthony: 19:56

And it was money to bank and then the following Monday they brought out Cena right?

Jeff: 20:00

Yes, he knows I looked celebration 25th anniversary or 20th or whatever.

Anthony: 20:04

Gotta be 20 because he wasn't around I can't I can't remember who when I was thinking it's crazy to think that has been that long. It's crazy that it got old that fast. Yeah, and the funny thing is that he's not coming back anytime soon.

Jeff: 20:16

I can't take him seriously as an actor bro. He's not like he's not the rock at all. Not that the rock is afraid. But you take them to more serious and Cena

Anthony: 20:26

The Rock though is looking serious. Like black and like yo smile. Oh my god just one time like I know you got teeth you're showing them on the gram in like 40 Pancakes it's my a little bit that's not who he is. Seen as seen as good because he's interested in who he is. But, um, the reason why I brought it up is because As I caught a little bit of money in the bank by like accident like flicking through on YouTube shit. It was like some amazing match that with the street profits in new so sad all the time, man. Yeah, that's what's amazing. And I was wondering like, are we short at WrestleMania by the die like since Vince either going to retire or get sued out of his money to retire

Jeff: 21:10

he's going to jail bro he was paying off shorties to shut the fuck up Supposedly he paid off for an excess of $12 million.

Anthony: 21:18

Apparently that before when right now. Two

Jeff: 21:20

girls like hush money like yo, give me this fellatio and shut the fuck up and grab hold on to this. It's been

Anthony: 21:26

a while to kind of do that. We'll say Felicia.

Jeff: 21:30

I've never seen I'm curious to see the list of women that are going to start coming out to see you know what he did? He touched me he did this and that he harassed like I

Anthony: 21:38

think he did it with like the like not like like the executive and like the workers but not like the on screen talent. I don't think he went that far.

Jeff: 21:49

I think he did. I think there's gonna be wrestlers gonna come out and say like, Yeah, he did some. Like, he harassed me the locker room and

Anthony: 21:58

like he was butt naked with the Divas title around his waist like you want to track. Come give it like, see.

Jeff: 22:06

I'm good. This shit will be yours by Monday Night

Anthony: 22:07

Raw, no villain to know. And I'm not like trying to be funny. I make light of like sexual assault. It's just more in a sense, like, we let this shit slide for so long. Even though Vince has been kind of like a decade for long term. And we think that it's okay, but it's not really like he was supposed to be on screen. But he was at it at UFC chillin in front. And then he's out there doing the senior thing like the last like, dog like you are being accused of very, very serious things like Get the fuck off TV go sit down somewhere.

Jeff: 22:39

She gives a new meaning to Monday Night Raw ramen.

Anthony: 22:42

I am crazy. Even nine that crazy like, bro, I got backup off this. Like, it's like step away from it. And the whole thing is like, we let these things slide. It's not really because everybody's going to come up and say our Kelly got his so those things kind of happen.

Jeff: 22:58

And Netflix canceled. It was doing like a movie for events like a biography. So yeah, that's off the board. It was a year we're gonna have to step away from this.

Anthony: 23:07

Maybe like Vince, there's some things you left out, huh? Yeah, some shit you found out so we can't we can't do this can't include

Jeff: 23:14

that in the movie. Not gonna paint you in a correct light.

Anthony: 23:19

That's gonna have sex but a couple of bits that don't mean like cool Vince Vince.

Jeff: 23:24

He's the same person that said the N word on that.

Anthony: 23:30

And that's like what? I like to know if a Booker T is going to always have a job to like, remember that negotiate. You said on TV. Yeah. We need to redo this contract. Because it because he said that the senator walked by Booker Booker just looking at it like that was anybody else in treating those real life and it wasn't the CEO of WWE. Booker would have stole off on him. He ain't do it. But that's my book is that every pay per view every event for

Jeff: 24:00

throttling center like this, you got like two Hall of Fame ring and this

Anthony: 24:05

is my payment for his own shit and for hauling heat. He probably get one of them now so fucking with it. Like in my pocket. I'm good, man. So you shouldn't go and do out here in the streets. And I need you be my man. Just for a second like I know. I know. Gonna cost another 100 grand. I'm worth a billion. We're good to go man. We're good to go.

Jeff: 24:26

Let's take a quick break. Man. We gotta get into it. Thanks

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Jeff: 26:44

Yo, Derek Chauvin has been sentenced to over 20 years in jail for violating George Floyd's federal civil rights. So some people think he didn't get enough time. Like they went easy on a mission.

Anthony: 26:56

They don't matter. It's got to run concurrent, so it's gonna run exactly what he's dealing with right now. Yeah, like it's not 21 or 20 with I can see him like Alright, once you finish this first one he is you get you another 20 years nine behind it. We're running concurrently here not gonna prisoner time. So when you say anything, like people's vision before, like, I hate to go back to our Kelly, like, mannequins aren't coming third years, but other people always use them like, Yeah, but they're gonna spend the rest of their lives in prison like so was he? Like, I'm not trying to do comparative paint like who got X amount of years and deserve and what crime you got convicted of the crime? You're going to spend the rest of your life in prison? Oh, look and really ask for, like this shit right here. Understand, like, they like convicted him of it. But like, it's like, given a guy who's on death row would like to more like murder charge. Like, I know, I'm going to die. It's totally okay. Like, I'm gonna go ahead and kill anybody I want to because like, it's not like you're gonna do it, you're gonna bump up my execution time. I'm still on death row. So at least there's some justice being served, I guess you can say. I hope so. I hope so.

Jeff: 28:01

What about the other dudes that was there the other car they gave some shit to?

Anthony: 28:04

They're in the process of it. We have the longest legal system in the world even most obviously, it took years to get done. That's crazy, bro. And don't document crime. You'd be you'd be sitting in jail for like six years before you even like get your sentence like you know, I've been sitting in prison all the time. And they just gave me like four years like for six years I might just go home like, Man peace and that's how to give it up. Yeah, when people get to sort of go to prison mesh it

Jeff: 28:31

What was your what would be your last meal bro? Have you on death row? I would order so much shit bro. I'd extend my life for a few more days.

Anthony: 28:38

I know we asked before and I always love this question. So simple. I want to I want to revive meeting Well, garlic butter. I want to bake potato cream chives. Broccoli. That's it. Now eat my last milk will be healthier shit.

Jeff: 28:55

Like I'm older so much shit that's gonna it's gonna extend my life. They're gonna take them a couple of days to get oh shit together. Like I need to allow food from 49th and sixth it has to be from 49th and sixth in New York. You know it's funny chicken and rice with the white sauce. The hot sauce. You know, it's funny the pita bread.

Anthony: 29:12

You're in death row or you want some ship from

Jeff: 29:15

the die. You mean? I need the correct one.

Anthony: 29:19

They go through this shit to even take one bite like this ain't it like,

Jeff: 29:23

I need some Spanish food on my knees and peek pizza.

Anthony: 29:27

You ask them a lot from my father who just murdered eight people in his last meal. And it's what the whole thing is like. Honestly, I don't even know if I would want a last meal. I'm not Jesus Christ, man. It's not the Last Supper. I don't need this shit. Like I'm going to die tomorrow. Like I don't want my last bit of happiness being some steak and I'm not gonna remember could you go and like fried my fucking school or pump poison through me? Like I wouldn't even care. I get it. I get why like, like guys will order like fried chicken and some other weird shit. so on so forth. Not if the situation ever comes about God willing. It never ever, ever happens. But I don't want to be like, let me get this. Let me get that like, I don't want to be excited about that should be the last thing I have. I rather just like say goodbye to my people and fucking worry about the stakes. Meeting the meeting. Well.

Jeff: 30:21

Speaking of delivery, what you know about that DoorDash glitch that happened a couple of days ago. This week.

Anthony: 30:28

I did not hear about this. Please break this down for me.

Jeff: 30:32

And I wish I would have known about the shoe when it was happening. It was a few days ago there was a glitch in the DoorDash app where people were getting free shit. Like it wasn't charging people people were ordering all types of crab legs tequila, contraceptives, even televisions bro And the app wasn't charging them so it was getting all this shit for free. So when people figure this shit out that the app wasn't charging them it was like we're

Anthony: 30:57

no on hold on hold on, hold on, hold on, on on on the delivery of the actual item.

Jeff: 31:03

The app wasn't working so people were ordering but it wasn't charging them in the app. You know, I'm saying so there was getting shipped for free. And then people started tweeting and putting it online like yo, I'm getting all types of shit for free. My focus was put was posting all the alcohol bottles it was ordering.

Anthony: 31:19

They probably removed that card and deleted that app so fast.

Jeff: 31:25

Apparel apparently lasted like I don't know how long like a few minutes or whatever, but people were just stocking up on shit. Somebody was like, Yo, I'm ordering all types of seafood, bro. Everything in the ocean is gone. You know?

Anthony: 31:34

Oh my god, I miss this product. I don't really like that.

Jeff: 31:39

Right? But DoorDash issued a statement telling motherfuckers to read their contract. Because in the agreement is says like, Yo, if something happens where the costing right we're gonna still charge you later on. Why can't France autumn hunt? Some 100 lobsters you ordered? We're gonna get you for that. Watch. I'm gonna send you that bill for $1,000 Watch

Anthony: 32:00

out first I closed that account. Watch off. I leave that bank got again. Shit. changed that

Jeff: 32:06

call. I got hacked.

Anthony: 32:08

credit card company so fast and call it a day. The whole thing is like, we're all like, the thing is that when technology glitches It blows my mind. I don't know, because I'm the kind of person who reads like, I read a lot of books. So it was a while ago I think like like, like you the Facebook or Twitter like something had crashed. And people were like losing the shit and I'm like, it's other forms of entertainment. Like you don't have to like do this shit. You can you know, go kick it you can go get some sun some bullshit that she goes out people start tripping. But this is not that this is a cover up. Like Like you said, I ain't got shit going up and Sue but I would have ordered like as much like as many steaks and hotdogs and hamburgers and ribs and chicken and whatever and pet all as shipped delivered. deleted the app how to cancel that card and how to just cold shower today. Y'all want me come get me. I don't know where to shoot. Is that like you cooking hamburger right now? Is the one ordered? Can you tell? Exactly. See, that's a bad thing. Yeah, I'm looking through the shit right off the bat right now. Like, obviously coming up again.

Jeff: 33:20

Somebody tweeted, I ain't even mad at the door. DoorDash glitch and you're getting over on DoorDash but y'all messed up for still not tipping those DoorDash drivers is honestly sad. And he showed the receipt. I guess he might be a driver and I said Dasher tip zero. The total was like over $3,000 and give no tip that's fucked up.

Anthony: 33:38

Whenever I've ever used like the dash service or saw the one grub up, Uber Eats always make sure I tip but I barely use it because like all your fees that you're charging I rather drive to get destroyed my damn self.

Jeff: 33:53

They charge a gas fee now, fam

Anthony: 33:55

fam, you can get you can get like a like a sub sandwich like $11 Once you're doing everything with like, 24 like I can drive and get this shit the fuck out of here.

Jeff: 34:06

And you know, what I did was if you're going to app and you put like, you could put the option of pickup like you could order it on the app and say you're going to pick it up. And the price still be the same. Trying to do that. I'm like, yo, I'm picking it up. How is it because they still charge you all these fees and shit. And I'm like, yo, this they trying to pull a fast while you're gonna charge

Anthony: 34:23

me a fee to drive to your location and get this shit myself. Nah, man, I'm cool. I think I mean, because I was in the hospital at the beginning of it. But I was like, kind of when the good parts about the pandemic, when people was getting like UberEATS DoorDash. And it wasn't charging the fee. He was going crazy. And shit left and right now he's like, Nah, back to normal. Back to normal now not respected. But if you're going to use a ship, please, please tip the drivers man, they'd be able to put their life on the line. But like homeboy, they got killed that they shot 60 times he was a fucking door that driver just us trying to get by not a man did. So don't be scared to think like you want to go and get some food man treats people right? Like, if you can't get to shoot yourself using a gas and a time to go and get a shift you might be decent.

Jeff: 35:09

Like we're I think as Domino's Pizza they got the thing where if you go pick it up yourself like they'll give you a tip or whatever it is like $3 you get your tip you could tip yourself

Anthony: 35:18

Domino's they got plenty more to eat as shit. But you

Jeff: 35:20

know, they're gonna just charge that to the building and add that to the bill. Like if the pizza was $10 is now going to be 13

Anthony: 35:26

I'd be like people always gonna like rich people do expensive shit like like Crete cherries and so on so forth. Anyone have a tax write off? Even if that's old man, at least they do some good good shit for other people that bid and buy things like if Domino's want to give it up with anyone give it up like that because they they're doing it to try to save the stress on yourself guys, and they hope and like I said because of the job out market there's only so many drivers so if you could come pick it up shit you don't necessarily Here you go I respect that I like that

Jeff: 35:54

and why are you trying to nobody trying to work now well what was that turtle as do what's his name? The politician do the real like a turtle Mr bitch yeah he was talking about like yo you know what's the what's the stimulus money runs out people are going back to where it was stem who's still sad stimulus money bro who's still spending stimulus money

Anthony: 36:13

and it's gonna be money bingo

Jeff: 36:15

I haven't had stimulus money in like a year bro

Anthony: 36:18

but it wasn't like it was like 20,000 Now who's like two G's

Jeff: 36:23

oh boy it was gone the same day that they gave it to it

Anthony: 36:25

but they gave us three right so it was like clean like so for a single person was like like

Jeff: 36:31

what Trump gave us to two different payments right and Biden gave us one thing right

Anthony: 36:34

right I think was like like the like the 600 the gene I think is it like another 600

Jeff: 36:43

Yeah and then the who the people that had unemployment it was getting like 600 a week for a little bit right for a while then that should cut out and then if you will and then if you had kids it was giving you like whatever like 1200 per kid or whatever fuck it was

Anthony: 36:53

what was it the Tao Income Tax Credit shit right and then once tax season came around we were like Nah, you gotta get up money badly

Jeff: 37:02

Wait, wait I should back that was a loan homie

Anthony: 37:04

yeah but yeah, we didn't need this shit you might have to hold on to that we're gonna get we're gonna get his money take care your child but take it right back what's the point of giving it to me? I rather rather keep it short for taxes and just do it what do we do and we've

Jeff: 37:17

got no formula anyway I can't use this on formula you know formula around

Anthony: 37:22

Hey man, you got a country that you raise kids on formula and shit run out because you know they really look for gains and things with you know without proper OSHA handling and all that kind of shit and all of a sudden they closed down and this closed down and all sudden ain't got no formula. Like I know people that have scrapping to get formula like people like her like groups on like Facebook and Instagram that people like they got X amount of formula at this store and blah blah blah like it's crucial I hear and it's important for child's development the fact that we don't have enough for our own like yeah, that approval rating I started make sense now. It's starting to make sense.

Jeff: 38:01

It was telling people ordered a shirt from Amazon UK and shit you should deliver you're going to Amazon UK site

Anthony: 38:09

stack up the baby need to ship now. UK

Jeff: 38:14

for arrive in about a month May got a

Anthony: 38:16

flight scheduled mountain tourism freedom Apple Jacks and shit. Like I got the closest I got the cereal man. Do you want more fruity pebbles or you want Cheerios? Kid don't go crush it up and some milk and give it to the kid man. This is not the same Cheerios. The fruity O's in the bag. Not the buttons. Damn, it was broke. Put a bag of cereal out here. They're supposed to come in boxes not bags Teenies bag and stereotype with with the little bit clips on top to keep the air out so they don't go stale. And was poor that shit was fun. We was broke.

Jeff: 38:56

We had the bootleg Pop Tarts too. I had that I had them chips there just to not talk to your mom pop the real Pop Tarts have more frosting in this little strip

Anthony: 39:08

sheets did not pop up with tart sheets was not sweet at all. It tastes like sour strawberry sour grapes which is had no sugar like they was dry

Jeff: 39:18

expired bro. Like Shut up same shit eating them sheets are read to me it's the same shit. No it's not you're just saying the brand that I've seen on the commercialized the same shit.

Anthony: 39:28

I've always appreciated parents tell them that live forever it's the same thing. No it's not. You're trying to you're trying to avoid hurt my feelings which I appreciate but no it's not like I know a beef erroneous and I noticed that coming to White can deceit ravioli just saying it. So okay, you're never lie to me. I wish my parents didn't lie to me. It might have made me more like it's like self determined as like a person. It really would have been like son we're poor. But we got to find a way to make out of it. Don't we? Don't we tell them you like these fucking sneakers? I'm getting from the supermarket that had two little straps and it like oh these are good for school? No, they're not manly. Let me talk about the fight over them fucking supermarket sneakers shit. You're poor. That's why That's how I learned to fight. You go to school niggas know you got in supermarket shirts on they know, you know, you got to know the Adidas the ones with the exes right? They know the Adidas, Adidas they know and also in the crack no yo shit you cracking on them all sudden you're fighting on the playground that's exactly how I learned how to fight I never really wanted to do so. Once moms I did getting that bullshit had to wear that shit school and were like fucking same color. What sweatsuit not like doing fly like Adidas tracksuit shifts but like like the thick, like long sleeve like green sweat hood, no sweatshirt, and then the green matching sweatpants go along with it. What happened? Acalypha kind of like switch it up, but like I had an a close to a poor kid. I was alright with that. Because he taught me how to fight and taught me how to

Jeff: 40:58

I had the Shaq shoes. The dunk meme and Jordans was jump man, I had to dunk man. Have you ever own a pair of Jordans? Yeah, cuz I bought it myself. Like, you know, I'm saying after I became an older, like, I bought me a pair of Jordans

Anthony: 41:10

the man. I know. And my brother bought me a pair drawn to this wasn't my thing. For one like the all the ones that we've seen or ones I've ever tried on, like they're almost never cut my foot wide. But everybody had them just on it never really liked them.

Jeff: 41:26

I had the bootleg timberland two from Payless they look just like timberland to bro they just didn't have to treat

Anthony: 41:32

it like you had to wear it on the side. You had to wear the jeans that were like a little bit longer if we can cover the tree part of the back party you

Jeff: 41:39

still check those but forgot to check like oh, you got the tree. Let me see if you got the tree like now got the tree. I got a lumberjack on my shit,

Anthony: 41:45

bro. We figured it out. Like my like, my man had a I think his dad was an electrician. So he had a soldering iron. So what we learned to do is take 10 steps and like cut up little pieces of a coat hanger. And you could like weld it into the shape of a tree and we heat it up, like tag to boot. What's gonna be a hair cut slipping now if you ever took the shit off and sort of went no timberland inside because remember, it was the other ones when they tried to make the knockoff ones. The lugs themselves wasn't it? Like it wasn't double so it was like kind of one and a half. And it just kind of suck but it happens.

Jeff: 42:27

You heard about that brutally honest ah back at

Anthony: 42:32

No, you give me all the good shoes

Jeff: 42:34

white. This white gentleman who owns the age back. But he you know, he posts his flyers and his flyer said this. I can't pretend like everything is okay. Gun fetishes are being prioritized. Women are no longer in control of their own bodies. The earth is heating up black and brown people are still being killed, brutalized or otherwise harassed. Honestly, at this point who gives a shit about H vac. But if you're hot, give us a call. That's what his flyers said.

Anthony: 43:00

I like to direct the shit.

Jeff: 43:02

I wonder if the sales went out like if people started calling just because they appreciate the honesty?

Anthony: 43:05

I would hope so. You want?

Jeff: 43:09

He said he said I had to use my voice particularly as a white male with the most privilege of any other group in this country. He told today.

Anthony: 43:19

This comes from white guy. Yeah. All right, dear Mr. APEC man, I appreciate the wokeness I do. I respect the honesty. I do. But for me, being a black man in America, I don't come cheap. I don't sell off easy, I appreciate it. And I think that what you said will get you a plate at the cookout. It doesn't mean that you can attend somebody can make you a plate. I'm very sure that this message is positive as for everybody trying to do some to disrupt the inequalities in our country. But I want to thank you for your message. You're gonna have to do a little bit more. Sorry, I'm sorry. Because I know we had the conversation before about me being racist. Like it's not that, that I just need I don't see why people want to build I just need them to do a hell of a lot more than just doing shit. Like this just doesn't make me it doesn't move me before. It's nice. But I don't know if he's sincere, performative. And that's not insulted a guy. I think he's actually being sincere. But I've seen so many sincere things that looked into you're actually be performative, though. I gotta be particular.

Jeff: 44:34

I think the African American community have a thing about not wanting, or not wanting to a white person to speak for them. Right? Am I saying that, right? kinda talked about when Eminem was on bat. And he did. And he had that little freestyle. And he was talking about Trump and stuff. And he had all the black people standing behind him. He had the Brazil doesn't all of them remember that shit. And a lot of people took, you know, took offense to that. They were like, Yo, we all need the white boy speaking for us, you know, so he's not like the leader of us. Like the image, the imagery, like it just looks a certain way. And we have a white person at the forefront trying to speak for us type of shit.

Anthony: 45:12

You know what it is? I think there's some time to travel with black people. They like to have the particular black people where you have to be a particular person to say that you speak for us. I don't necessarily agree with that. I think that someone who's trying to do good things and trying to uplift no matter the race should be commended. But I think that the scale itself are just going to be a little bit harder for me. I know a lot of people had issues with the Black Lives Matter room because we were led by one of the people in charge the movement was DeRay Mckesson and Deray is openly gay. You know, a lot of people would have said, I can't have somebody who finally, whatever, US out of whatever the person is gay, and I'm like, I think you kind of missing the point here. Like, you know, freedom for anybody of any culture, any place, any race, whatever. Sixth World words is like the last thing on my list like it, it's not important to me. But for some people, it was important. So it doesn't, it doesn't necessarily matter, the race of the person speaking up, I'm glad you're speaking up, but I need you to do more than speak up. Like, that's the start, like, like I said, I wasn't trying to short the edge of that guy at all. I think, from the way he described them what you said it, I think that person was being sincere, I do. But sincerity and $2 to get you on the bus, it's not gonna make no difference. And they just do a little something more than that. If like, if he has an H FET company, let's say he hires multiple people. I don't think that all of a sudden, he should have like half of his no workforce be minorities, no shit like that. But if you can have an outreach program, or some type of mentorship program, for maybe people that aren't so academically inclined in that field, this might be a career career, that maybe can help them along the way. Because you feel that, you know, empowerment within the black community kind of begins with economic progress. And if you're able to assist in that fashion, even not necessarily directly by giving them money, but by giving them knowledge, which is even more valuable than money. Maybe you should do that. But that's how my mind works. I mean, him doing a shoot, it's cool. I mean, I'm doing shoots cool. But I mean, I mean, doing that, and taking money for Kaepernick, and so on, so forth. And always understand, like when someone really is very, very wealthy, they probably do a lot more behind the scenes and doesn't make sense for them to come forward. Like, this is what I did, because that in itself seems performative, which I understand some, I'm not saying the Eminem hasn't done anything, think he has just made me not know, not publicly, like, I don't have Exodus or did this for that or do whatever. I believe that he did. I believe that he earned his right to say that he is an actual, you know, supporter of, you know, equality, especially amongst minorities in the community. But am I going to fault the guy? No, I think the issue of that guy did was cool. But like, I liked it. Like I said, That's what I had to do. I had to tell him dim feedback, man. I do appreciate it. But you know, I'm sorry. It's gonna be a little bit more. I mean, live by these white tap dance a little bit too long to turn changing that tune.

Jeff: 48:23

But yo, Kristin Linklater said to free the voice is to free the person. Check out the culture dot one. The culture podcast 2020 on social media. This was episode 102. For my man Ant, I'm Jeff. See you next week. Peace